Benefits of Government Shutdown

A new poll released today shows that the vast majority of people favor a government shutdown. The scientific poll broke down the answers by groups:

Democrats in the Senate:

1.       We will not have to hear Republican Senator Ted Cruz talking about shutting down the government.

Republicans in the Senate:

2.       We will not have to contort ourselves trying to justify Senator Cruz’s 21 hour rant.

Chamber of Commerce:

3.       Government employees will have time to do their Christmas shopping early.

Bashar al-Assad:

4.       The Syrian government will look good.

President Obama:

5.       Time to play basketball.

Vladimir Putin:

6.       LOL

Health care industry in South Florida:

7.       Three more days of undetected Medicare fraud.

Snooki:

8.   Say what?