Mr. Weiner was defiant yesterday during a press conference about his continued sexting. He claimed that he was going to sue the mobile phone company responsible for his sexting. He asserted that “before this technology was available, I never used to sext”. He argued that “it is time these companies took responsibility for putting in the hands of people weapons of self-destruction.”
In their defense, makers of the “promisQ-E-T” phone told the media that Mr. Weiner should have activated the “savemyass” app that comes with the phone. The app, specifically designed for politicians, shuts off the phone every time the user is about to take a picture of flesh.
In a related development, Eliot Spitzer is about to sue credit card companies. Mr. Spitzer claimed that before there were credit cards, he never used to leave tracks of encounters with women in hotels.
Meanwhile, Silvio Berlusconi is suing Morocco for sending beautiful women to Italy, and Dominique Strauss-Kahn is filing papers to bring to court the entire female population of the world.
Hilarious!!!
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